Thursday, March 18, 2010

Girl... Oh No You DIDN'T!!!

Oh yes. Yes I did.

Welcome to the home of the Real Mormon Housewives of SLC County.

Grab your Caffeine-Free Diet Coke, (that we both know is actually the real deal... It's okay, I won't tell your neighbors,) and pull up a chair.

Before we get started, there are a few terms you need to familiarize yourself with.

UMW = Utah Mormon Woman

Sista = Not to be confused with "Sister", an eternal female sibling. A "Sista" has attitude. A "Sista" is a woman with some serious 'tude. Which brings us to our next term:

'Tude = Attitude.

KUA = Keeping Up Appearances. Example = Above mentioned Diet Coke.

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